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V & A
The Breakfast Club
A composition of the best places for breakfast in London, from the 'slap' up British cafe to the haute couture of the Eggs Royal.
Coming Soon
10.20.2009
THIS IS TRANSPORT
"Ladies and Gentlemen, this train goes no where till little man gets off... because your a jumped up little git, mate. I'm not holding anyone else's journey up for a little girl like you."
"Walk under a bus!"
"Your my fucking problem."
"...started screaming and chased me down the platform."
"Sling him under the train!"
10.19.2009
10.16.2009
10.11.2009
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10.06.2009
People of India!
"I, the great Pankaj Udhas announce there is a bottle of whisky right down there!
Please no running though."
10.05.2009
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9.28.2009
9.27.2009
9.15.2009
9.14.2009
9.13.2009
Its been a week
Its been a week since I last posted, and much has happened.
New people
New flat
New SJW
New Life
9.06.2009
9.05.2009
Le Papier de Grand
Steak Tartare
Finely chopped ‘blue’ fillet mignon, with shallots, capers Worcestershire sauce, parsley, Dijon mustard and seasoning. Served with a raw quails egg.
All guests are asked for their individual requirements dependent upon Tabasco sauce.
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Escalope de Foie Gras Chaud et Pastilla Ã
La Cannelle
Hot Foie Gras and crispy pancake of Chicken flavoured with cinnamon. Served with pomme purée.
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‘The Lords Prayer’
Sticky toffee pudding according to the Lord, served with toffee sauce and homemade ice cream
Accompanied with a glass of Grand Armagnac, 5yr.
9.04.2009
9.03.2009
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9.01.2009
8.31.2009
Chez Denise - La Tour de Montlhéry
This is one of Paris's hidden gems, if only they still served Ortolan!
When they did, indulge I did.
The birds must be taken alive; once captured they are either blinded or kept in a lightless box for a month to gorge on millet, grapes, and figs, a technique apparently taken from the decadent cooks of Imperial Rome who called the birds beccafico, or "fig-pecker". When they've reached four times their normal size, these; “lumps of fat”, are then grabbed (take them by the beak, and holding it close between your finger and thumb) drown in a snifter of Armagnac.
Cooking l'ortolan is simplicity itself. Simply pop them in a high oven for six to eight minutes with a little lard and serve (may be cover’d or strew’d with Bread and Salt, and eaten with Salt and Orange). The secret is entirely in the eating. First you cover your head with a traditional white linen cloth. Then place the entire four-ounce bird into your mouth. Only its head should dangle out from between your lips. Bite off the head and discard. L'ortolan should be served immediately; it is so hot that you must rest it on your tongue while inhaling rapidly through your mouth. This cools the bird, but its real purpose is to force you to allow its ambrosial fat to cascade freely down your throat.
When cool, begin to chew. Work your way through the breast and wings, the delicately crackling bones, and on to the inner organs. You can taste the bird's entire life as you chew in the darkness: the wheat of Morocco, the salt air of the Mediterranean, the lavender of Provence. The pea-sized lungs and heart, saturated with Armagnac from its drowning, burst in a liqueur-scented flower on to your tongue.
Drink: Bordeaux.
This could well be a contender for my forthcoming dinner party.
8.30.2009
Respect!
For the love of male pride and humanity get clothes that fit, and like this gentleman, honour them!
Come Dine with Kings
This is an annual event of the world renowned and unsurpassed, AWL / JWL / PLT / NLT / AJF. Of-course based on the dribble of Channel 4s - 'Come Dine with Me', however ours has ridiculous extravagance and opulence.
Yesterday evening was the start of the magic series of events and started I might add in sheer indulgence by the hybrid of the gentleman, none other than PLT. PLT kicked off the evening with a duck breast pan fried with smoked oysters on a bed of celeriac and fennel salad, followed by pan fried fillets of salmon with a chick pea and tomato side coated with a fine cauliflower sauce, finished with what can only de expressed as incredible: poached pears in red white and star anise with chocolate sauce and creme Chantilly.
This we all agreed was a superb bench mark for the quality of cooking that has clearly set the standard for the next events. All of PLT's dishes were cooked well, so being competitive gentlemen we have decided to turn this into a little competition with 5 awards; Best Starter / Best Main Course / Best Pudding / Best Event (excluding the food) / The Sheer Opulence Award. As PLT's pudding was so good, we all came to the conclusion it will be very difficult indeed to beat making him a very strong contender for Best Pudding Award '09, however all will be revealed in the forthcoming days as the dinner parties continue.
8.27.2009
8.26.2009
Plinths
Custom made replica marble plinths, constructed from woods of the clients requirements and hand painted in any choice of colour to represent marble. Also available with fabric sides; velvet or tapestry. Made-to-measure.
£40 - £500
Contact for information and quote
info@alexanderwheelocklines.com
07929 034 888
Debt Collection
Knock, Knock. We have got our money, the debt collection firm we choose did the work smooooooooothly
8.24.2009
Times
I popped to my tailors today, a meager tailors I might add in Worcester, but very professional. I have had a small alteration on a fine pinstripe double breasted jacket, having it taken in a little extra as I find myself not wearing it as often with a waistcoat these days. Upon walking in to the tailors, it hit me that this act of meeting the tailor and standing there not wanting to feel awkward nor far too relaxed while the gentleman tightens you up with pins, is a fantastic pursuit of the Gentleman. This wash of splendor and importance came over me, I thought this is such a wonderful thing to be doing. So I reveled.
I walked back to my car and thought about a conversion I had with a dear friend of mine; PLT about a matter which distressed me some what, on a topic which has now become rather a special point in my days, slippers. Reading Debrett's guide to the modern gentleman casually, whilst I was checking up on boiled fronted shirts, I noticed about monogrammed slippers and how gentlemen should not, I quote "DON'T Your feet don't need to be monogrammed.". This set an alarm bell ringing in my head, PLT and I are going to be blatantly breaking this rule. Debrett's suggested check slippers! Pavlos immediately said: "We are a hybrid of gentlemen. " Pavlos is right, we are, Debrett's have it wrong, our manners and posture are second to none, likewise are our morals, style, sophistication and traditional methods. Debrett's is superb, but bland. The masters of Saville Row and kings of Jermyn St. would certainly not be selling such vulgarity, monogrammed slippers are merely the hybrid of the traditional gentleman, taking pride in dressing to impress with that little extra that is needed these days, difference. PLT and I are setting ourselves out to be that little bit sharper and bringing back the dandy, the wonderful sense of style and of-course notability.
We moreover justified our choice - PLT and AWL - on each foot.
8.23.2009
Pigeons
I think I find something endearing about these flying rats. They really are bags of stupid rubbish, but they have that incredible ignorant look in there eye, nodding along after scraps of gone off biscuit crumbs, what a life hey. They piss people off which warrants a small merit in its own right. Love to hate them.
8.22.2009
Coco
Coco before Chanel. There seems to be a lot of good films being made at the moment or perhaps I am only seeing the good ones and before didn't go to the cinema enough.
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